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I Play WOW
Can’t nobody mess with me now.
I’m on a quest with my guild getting wild.
It’s my crowd, and I’m proud,
Screw you, I’m down, shut your mouth.
I Play WOW
I Play WOW
I Play WOW
Turn it up say it loud
I Play WOW
I Play WOW
I Play WOW
Turn it up say it loud
Verse 1
Schools out, works over, take your face to Coffee Bean.
I gotta get to Azeroth, you Luddites aint stoppin me.
My equips legit, look me up in the armory.
Were at war stupid buster, there’s no peace or harmony.
No one seems to get it, but that’s alright.
My girl keeps whining, complaining and starting fights.
She wants to cuddle and watch movies in the candlelight.
But wednesdays thru fridays are strictly raid nights.
When I’m down or depressed, I go connect.
My real friends are online fightin to the death.
Moms bangin on my door: «Come eat your eggs and bacon».
MOM YOU’RE MESSIN ME UP! YOURE LIKE LEROOOOYYY JENKINZ.
I call it straight dedication, you can call it crazy.
You talkin stuff man, why don’t you come and play me?
I’m goin 22 hours, who you callin lazy?
I’M PWNIN NOOBS AT PVP AND MY LEVELS PAST 80!!!
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Verse 2
You can say I’m a fanatic or even addicted.
Say my habits are bad, my silly life is conflicted.
But if it makes me happy, why should I quit this?
The world brings me down, WOW makes me uplifted.
Every moment with guild is a moment I cherish,
Call me a nerd, call me a geek, but I’m no longer embarrassed.
Say I’m socially screwed, never have kids or a marriage.
I don’t live, my life for money, fame or chasin your carrots.
An while people like to hate discriminate and be mean.
In my world we work together to defeat the Lich King.
Doesn’t matter if your Black, white, ugly or fat.
EVERYONE BE KICKING BOODIE IN THE WORLD OF WARCRAFT!!
Real life can be harsh and put me down,
Tellin me I AINT NOTHING and I’m on shaky ground.
But I dont hear that anymore, my headphones up too loud.
I’m on top of the world cause, I PLAY WOW!!!
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Verse 3
I’m down with the HORDE, I’m a BLOOD ELF PALADIN!
ALLIANCE messin with me, the HUMANS are challengin.
When you can’t understand me this is what I do,
Tell you: «GET OFF OF MY CHANNEL!! GO LEARN YOUR CLASS, NOOB!»
Or better yet go play ROCK BAND with that sad guitar
And no I don’t want to date your stupid AVATAR.
I’m gettin busy clockin kills in every single way,
My GUILDS LEGIT, come on man this aint FELICIA DAY.
And who thought thered come a time where the world would see.
Millions of critics and cynics who feel just like me.
Were all livin in a better alternate reality:
SPENDING ALL DAY DREAMING PVP STRATEGIES!!!
